Active Bug Bite Cream

Are you tired of mosquito bites? You know the feeling — that maddening itch that drives you crazy. The worst part? Scratching that spot feels almost euphoric, like you’ve found a secret pleasure in digging into the sore. But just moments later, you’re cursing yourself because your innocent itch has turned into a painful, bruised, sometimes bleeding mess that sticks around for days.

Yeah… scratching feels so good — but it’s a trap.

What if?

What if there was a cream that actually activated the healing the more you scratched? Imagine slathering it on your bug bite, and with every scratch, instead of making things worse, you’re actually helping it heal faster. All the joy of digging your fingernails into that itch — but without the painful consequences.

Introducing The Active Bug Bite Cream

Forget dengue and yellow fever — okay, I know that’s not how those diseases work, but humor me here. This cream is like a magic potion that lets you scratch those chikungunya and West Nile bites right off your skin.

Honestly, this idea deserves a Nobel Prize. It’s basically the equivalent of a donut that’s actually good for your health.

EGON